if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
(Source: iseeincolor91)
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
